Random Thoughts

Why is it that job offers only come the day before you're heading out of town for a short vacation?

Whose job is it to enforce the handicapped parking space laws and where the hell are they ever?

[The same goes for the people allegedly enforcing the 'NO SUV' rules in the USC parking lots.]

How come the traffic always suddenly picks up speed after I move out the lane, looking for some relief.

What do foreigners mean when they say "your president" when they all know damn well that I didn't vote for him?