Let's Coin A New Word and Spread It Over The Net, Okay?

You know how there's the expression vaporware for software that's promised but not available yet. Well, yesterday I'm out at lunch with a few people from my Internet gig at Universal Music and we're talking about the company's software that can watch your keystrokes, and what files you're saving on your computer and when you sign-on etc. etc. etc. Robert gave it a name that I think is so appropriate that we should make sure that everyone on the Net uses this expression within a month.

Godware.

You heard it here first. Godware. Spread it around.